About Us
We sell cool t-shirts, baseball hats, mugs, and sometimes other novelty items featuring the popular phrase "You're Killing Me!!" as well as "You're Killing Me!! Smalls" which you may have heard in the movie "The Sandlot," and others --all of which we have registered with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. As a family owned and operated business we donate part of our proceeds to multiple sclerosis organizations.
Hello! I'm Bill Argentino, owner and operator. Long before TV shows, commercials and the iconic movie, I was using the phrase everyday. According to family legend, "You're Killing Me!!" were my first spoken words. With the help of my wife, You're Killing Me Corp. was born and is based in Illinois.
United States Patent and Trademarks
YOU’RE KILLING ME!!
Registration Number 4115500, Serial Number 77981330.Category: 016 and 021.
YOU’RE KILLING ME!!
Registration Number 4162751, Serial Number 77710867.Category:025.
YOU'RE KILLING ME!! SMALLS
Registration Number 4784191, Serial Number 86162628. Category: 025.
YOU'RE KILLING ME!! SMALLS Registration Number 5065587, Serial Number 86738746. Category: 09.
You're Kicking Me Smalls Registration Number 6217147, Serial Number 88029539. Category; 025.